Slacker Manager

Stat mining

by Bren on October 13th, 2006

I was trolling through a list of search keywords that brought people here and, as usual, there are some fun ones. Let’s have a look and talk about them, shall we?

can you wear suspenders and a belt?
We’ve been over this before. It’s like my old woodshop teacher used to say when we asked, “Can I go to the bathroom?” He’d answer, predictably, “I don’t know, can you?” After which we would sigh heavily and rephrase: “May I go to the bathroom?” So the answer to the query is, Yes you can wear suspenders and a belt. The real question, however, is May you wear suspenders and a belt. No you may not.

the best niche market
Please let us know when you find it.

lies in performance appraisals
You think?

does this make my butt look big
Look, if you have to ask….

reasons not to get an mba
Again, if you have to ask…

cons of kim snider
She ripped you off too?

hr person appraisal
Yes! Let’s all do this and see how they like it!

backstabbed by employees
At least you lived to Google about it.

my jockstrap
Uh.

i am in love with your potential
And I think you’ve got a great personality, but I just want to be friends. kthanksbye

powered donuts
No idea what this is about, but I like the direction it’s going

coldstone creamery management tips
Tip 1: hire high schoolers to sing to your customers

slacker manager.com
You made it, congratulations (I have empathy: I’ve watched friends and family fire up a Yahoo search, type in cnn.com and then click the first result.)

procrastination tools
Gotta find me some of these…

i find myself avoiding my boss
The first step toward healing is admitting the problem

malicious bosses
Mmwaahahaaa! Bwahaahaahaaaa!

spam eaters
I think a Japanese dude holds the world record.

how to spit shine shoes
Spit. Shine. Done.

how to be a slacker
Pull up a chair, son.

stick wiki
Fun to say

Okay, I just got tired of doing this. Goodbye.

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