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Toilet perfection

by Bren on September 29th, 2005

Lemme just say this one thing: if Dyson got into the toilet business, I’d be first in line. I’m tired of plungers, man. I’m just sayin’. Besides, what guy wouldn’t want a bright yellow toilet? Perfection.

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8 opinions for Toilet perfection

  • Dwayne Melancon
    Sep 29, 2005 at 10:27 pm

    As long as they didn’t make the yellow toilet with a bunch of clear sections like on the vacuum cleaners, that might be OK.

    In a fight between David Oreck and Dyson, my money’s on Oreck.

  • Brandon
    Sep 30, 2005 at 2:43 am

    I read a very interesting article about Dyson recently and he made sure to go on about how he hates businessmen. Where does that leave us?

  • Kevin
    Sep 30, 2005 at 9:55 am

    Kevin Kelly over at Cool Tools posted yesterday about the Toto Ultramax Toilet saying “You can store that plunger away.”

  • Tom
    Sep 30, 2005 at 10:17 am

    If I had a dyson toilet I’d be worried about it sucking me down into it!

  • anon
    Sep 30, 2005 at 3:37 pm

    So, the colour yellow attracts you because then you wouldn’t have to aim as well? Frankly, rather than the colour, I’d go for one with a perpetual fresh smell that did that Dyson cyclone thing too.

  • Redd
    Sep 30, 2005 at 3:57 pm

    That would be great. They would need a safety feature, you can’t flush while still on the seat. Gotta protect the “bits”!

    Sorry, this post is headed for the toilet! hehehehe

  • Bren
    Oct 3, 2005 at 10:01 pm

    Anon, it’s not so much *my* aim. I’ve got preschoolers in the house, ya know?

  • alex
    Oct 4, 2005 at 6:34 am

    saturday night live already did a sketch on it! the dyson toilet