Jumpstarting the day
Bert posts six ways to jumpstart your day. All good, of course. My only addendum is to offer this caution: if you choose to eat that hi-fiber bran muffin, washing it down with a cup of hot coffee, take care not to get stuck in a traffic jam on the way to work. (apologies to Mike Myers in So I Married An Axe Murderer)
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4 opinions for Jumpstarting the day
Ninja Monkeys!
Apr 18, 2005 at 12:39 am
Six ways to get your lazy ass out of bed
Bert lists Six Ways to Jump-Start Your Day on OpenLoops. I’ll probably give them a try this week, but my biggest problem is getting jarred awake by my alarm while I’m in the middle of a dream. Every time that happens I’ll be sleepwalking till 11am, lik…
Bert
Apr 18, 2005 at 10:44 am
Bran muffins are powerful, Bren, but that Fiber One is something else! They should have a picture of Tony the Tiger squatting on the front of the box! They should have called it Fiber Two (if you know what I mean)!
Dwayne Melancon
Apr 18, 2005 at 3:07 pm
Reminds me of a Saturday Night Live skit for a cereal called “Colon Blow.” So funny. Link below, complete with pictures (slow loading - be patient)
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/89/89ecolonblow.phtml
Man, I miss Phil Hartmann
Tim Hoppa
Apr 19, 2005 at 11:17 am
I did the Fiber One and coffee combo this morning. Wish I had read this posting when it was made, and not after I decided on breakfast.